This mysterious character gazes out over your room, much like an Easter island head. He waits patiently for the universe to conspire to deflate your tire, but then he is ever at the ready to lend you a hand (or, rather you lend him yours).
...but yes, he is really jut a pump.
Aww, this little dog/alien-like thing is so cute and happy! He's a real ^fan^ of your company. If you tweak his buttons he pants with excitement and heats up the room - what a handy little fellow indeed!
I met this very angry speaker in Hogan's pub in Dublin last week. I was chatting to my friend Neil and Mr. Angry Speaker just shouted at me. To be honest, he just kept shouting at everyone, that's sort of what he does...